Good evening, is this available?
Yes it is
Please, leave me alone - we are sleeping
Han?
No more contacting please. Thanks, appreciate.
You contacted me.
I know - I no longer interested
Please stop contacting me now
I will contact attorney general
If you do not stop
Thsnks
(Ouh) Caroline
Keep your name out, of your thin mouth
What did Caroline do Helen?
She stole my broccoli
Casserole recipe
8 years ago
And claimed it was hers
(She claimed it was hers)
You not talkin about mybriend Caroline
She a chrietsn lady
She’s a rotten, recipe stealing bitch, Doris
Careful who your friends are
Please help
I’mout of butter
Please drop a stick at the corner
Of main and fifth
Between 2 and 4 AM today (Sunday)
I don’t want to meet people
I don’t want new friends
I just need butter (x2)
Butter is important to me
Hahaha, my horse broke my toes
Oh, dang
She weighs over 15,000 pounds
1500?
Nope add another "0" to that
There's no way she can be that much
We got papers on her telling us her weight
The record for weight is 3336 in England
Okay, well this-, this horse isn't from here, Abby
You can't be calling me a lair (calling me a lair)
When I have damn papers in this bitch
And you sure don't know everything about a horse, honey
So kinda get over yourself
(Calling me a lair, that's real funny don't you think)
You haven't even seen this horse
This horse is bigger and huger than any horse I’ve own
And she 10 times the size of yours
Am I pregant?
Am I gregnant?
Is there a possibly that I'm pegrant?
Could I be pregonate?
Am I pegnate? (Help!)
Thirtyeight plus two weeks pregananananananant?
Dangerops prangeant sex?
Will it hurt baby, top of his head?
Can you down a twenty foot waterslide pegnat?
I think my dog is pregernet
How do I know if I'm prengan?
Can I be prregnant?
Can you get pregante?
And am I pregegnant?
Or am I okay?
Be honest?
Do you wash your legs when you take a shower?
Nothing worse than a greasy knee pit
I wouldn’t dare leave the hams unwashed
I have naturally clean legs so it’s a waste of time
Y’all really don’t wash your legs?
Life is short but, but it ain’t that short
I don’t use big soup, try again
And Lubalin where have you been?
(Help me)
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